The best moments
tag his selfies with unreality its unreal how gordeous he is . tag his selfies with misinfo cause his shirt in them says "fish fear me" fish love him to death i know
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
i provide a simple service
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⚡️ 8=👊🏻=D💦
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how could you post this and not include a version we can use?
this is the last thing i anticipated showing up on my dash LMAO but uh. welcome back to this post i guess.
feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones
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might i add
ALTI wanna scream but you know what in a world where providing the public a sexual education is a goddamn debate this is possibly not as ridiculous a belief as I'd like.
The clitoris is a visible structure that appears as a small protrusion on the outside of the body, towards the front, above the vaginal canal. The size of the clitoris is varied from person to person but normally is the primary receptor for pleasurable sensation during sexual activity.
Saying it doesn't exist is like saying the penis isn't real. And that makes me wanna crawl under a table and stay there
The glans clitoris (head of the clitoris) is a visible structure that appears as a small protrusion.
The clitoris is a wholeass organ, homologous to the penis (developed from the same tissue), largely internal, with bulbs that enfold the urethra and vagina. It's about the size of the palm of your hand. It engorges with blood during arousal in the same way the penis does, and it can be stimulated both externally and internally (through the walls of the vagina).
It's one of those wholeass reproductive organs that reproductive health classes sometimes just kind of skip.
For reasons. You can probably guess. :p
There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.
It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.
Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
> #you never see foot fetishists talking about how all men naturally crave toes as part of the human condition
Not only have I seen that, I have seen it in a power point at a conference
You’ve seen in a what now
did i stutter
Throwback to that reddit post about the guy who learned exercising doesn’t make everyone incredibly horny and realized he’s come across as an asshole to every partner he’s ever had
I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad.
I’m dying over here. This poor guy.
